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Joke of the Day

"I just took a Baking Class The final was a piece of cake."

"Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows chocolate fudge cake..."

"You've reached voicemail of [Jim], leave a message. ""Hi it's the library. The book 'How to Steal Library Books' is now 1 week over...UH OH"""

"whenever a song says put your hands in the air i do it on the spot. i have fun and also an alarming vehicle collision record"

"Did you hear about the teacher who was always cross eyed? She struggled to control her pupils."

"If your mouse doesn't work, what is it? Unemployed."

"I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."

"Thought you guys might enjoy this.. What kind of bees make milk? Boobies! Yes. It is stupid but it makes me smile. Anyone have a stupid joke like this that just makes you laugh?"

"1day I'll be thankful my daughter is an independent iron willed human w/an unrelenting strong voice,but not today, not in this grocery store"

"Q: Who's the funniest girl you know? A: Lola."