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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was *ahruaergtw*"
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"There are three kinds of people on this earth. Those who can count ... And those who can't."
"I can go from 2 to 0 testicles in 1.0 spiders."
"What did the head say to the butt? Better to be ahead than behind."
"I hear that in Star Wars VIII they're going to introduce Han's perpetually depressed younger brother. His name is Y Solo."
"What do you call an Italian that has taken Viagra? Al dente"
"Autocorrect changed 'get a life' to 'get a wife' and now my daughter is a lesbian."
"I treat pavement like Tampax Because some bitches bleed on it!"
"todayilearned nothing"
"How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The mods do that for her."