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Joke of the Day
"LIKE if you don't ring the doorbell... You just text or call to say you're outside."
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"Geography puns So I was trying to look up some Geography puns, but I couldn't find any."
"my criminal record is only clean because of how fast i can run with my pants around my ankles."
"There's only one thing I hate more that white supremacy. Black people"
"Why does Martin Luther King like jam? Because God bless America"
"[on date] Here, let me help you with your jacket! *i gently remove her jacket* This is mine now. Cya"
"What's a dentists favorite time? Tooth hurty"
"What do you get when you play a country song backwards? You house back, your wife back, your dog back, your truck back..."
"I went the school of hard knocks... My knuckles are still sore."
"Why did the run-on sentence take a pregnancy test? Because its period came too late."