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Joke of the Day

"Two elephants were standing in the shower. One elephant said to the other ""pass the soap"" the other elephant said ""there's no soap radio"""

"Apparently the world is run by a secret society of cheese makers. The hallouminati"

"During the Oscars ""In Memoriam"" my dad pointed out a lot of Jewish people had died, I told him it isn't surprising, they do tend to die all at once like that."

"I'd like to give it up to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets."

"Lazy rule #35: If you spill some water, it will eventually dry."

"What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night? Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke."

"My dealer said he'll be here in 20 minutes with the best popcorn ever. We're gonna watch a movie!"

"How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat? Ba dum ship."

"[Snake family queueing to get on the train] [They spot Samuel L Jackson already on board] SNAKE DAD: Not this shit again."

"Rape Some say rape isn't funny. Anything can be funny in the right context. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. - George Carlin"