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Joke of the Day

"Rape Some say rape isn't funny. Anything can be funny in the right context. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. - George Carlin"

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"I shouldn't. Ambien: YES. You should. But I'm naked. A: EXACTLY. Ok, fine. *stands up* I HAVE A REASON THESE TWO SHOULD NOT BE WED!"
"The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway."
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"people are like ""pokemon is basically dogfighting"" but tbh if a dog with ice powers fought a ghost dog I would probably peek over that fence"
"My dog chases people on a bike a lot. If this continues i'll have to take his bike away."
"Did you know that if you laid the entirety of my intestines out in a straight line you'd likely be incarcerated for many years?"
"Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick."