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Joke of the Day

"What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night? Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke."

"I use artificial sweetener at work. I add it to everything I say to my boss."

"Whoever decided on the color white for underpants was an idiot."

"Corned beef and potatoes running aimlessly about on the playground. -Hash Tag"

"fun prank: go observe the newborns at the hospital & if someone asks which is yours say ""I haven't decided yet"" while sobbing uncontrollably"

"A magician walks into a gay bar and disappears with a poof."

"How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts"

"Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration."

"Does a farmer eat female sheep? Ewe, no."

"I knew my wife was having a bad day when she put her tampon behind her ear and couldn't find her cigarette."