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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell when a girl is vegan? She'll tell you"
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"How can you tell if a girl is too young for you? You need to make the airplane sound to put your cock in her mouth. (From one of my favorite stand-ups, Jimmy Carr!)"
"If you get butterflies in your stomach You should probably stop eating insects"
"They say you can't skip leg day Ironically it is because of leg day that you can't skip."
"Why was the first computer never invited to dinner? It would just take a few bytes then run."
"I adopted a rock. He just sits there and does nothing all day. It still beats raising Kylo."
"Jesus said to Peter, ""Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."" Peter came fifth and won a toaster."
"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow."
"A man walks into a sperm bank, The lady at the desk says, ""Get a load of this guy."""
"A doctor amputated a hand on a patient and the doctor said to the patient ""on the other hand... you aren't disabled"""