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"I store drugs right under my nose Don't believe me? Check my stash"
"Q: Why don't elephants go skinny dipping? A: They can't get their trunks off."
"Confucius say: Man cannot run in front of car forever. He get two tired."
"Why were deer testicles the most popular product at the meat fair? Because they were under a buck."
"How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked."
"What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News? A bad news bear"
"My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at chess."
"How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just compliment it and then get pissed when it doesn't screw."
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