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Joke of the Day

"How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb? [OC] Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite."

"Jesus walks into a hotel and hands the receptionist a couple of nails and asks... Can you put me up for the night?"

"Backseat drivers are the worst. They're always like ""the light is red!"" and ""don't text and drive!"" and ""oh god, I think that was a person!"""

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? You didn't hear? It made headlines!"

"Where do Dalmatians get their music from? Spotify."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !"

"Why shouldn't you have sex with Linux users? Open sores."

"I bet ""jerk chicken"" is that chicken that cuts others off when the other chickens are trying to cross the road."

"How do you like your eggs? Over here"

"angel: where'd all the zebras go? God: I put 'em in the desert angel: dude their camouflage was for the snow God: I know lol"