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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."

"my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane? A. osmoses"

"side effects of Cialis may include dragging 2 bath tubs outside to sit in to watch the sunset with your confused but supportive partner"

"What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast? Stop ""Russian"""

"Irreplaceable - Beyonce. I can have another you by tomorrow."

"Ever say hi to someone and immediately regret it because now you know you have to say hi to them forever?"

"As a grown woman with no children or morals to slow me down, I will have a definite advantage during tomorrow's family Easter egg hunts."

"8: hey dad can you make me a sandwich? me: poof! you're a sandwich 8: .... me: no"

"Have you heard about the new drink, the hurricane Sandy? It's a watered down Manhattan."

"My girlfriend's father is pretty religious and said we couldn't make love... which is rather disappointing because he's extremely handsome."