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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."

"I think I wasted my 15 minutes of fame trying to save money on car insurance."

"What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates? God dogs"

"Apparently SeaWorld CEO has declared an end to kissing and dancing for its performing Orcas... Now those whales will know how I felt at my high school prom!"

"What happens to a drunk vampire? They get a fangover."

"If I win tonight's Powerball, I'm sharing with everyone on Reddit. I'm not sharing the money. I'll just let you know I won."

"If the shoe fits, wear it... Unless you found it near a bouncy castle, you creep."

"What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog? Nina"

"Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey"

"""Mommy mommy in school the kids call me shampoo"" ""Come on Johnson no more tears"""