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Joke of the Day
"I went to see a theatrical piece about puns last night it was a play on words"
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"If we are a country committed to free speech then why do we have phone bills?"
"Boss: ok just bear with me *I growl and start clawing the air* B: wtf are you doing Me: I..You said.. B:first snail mail' now this..Just go"
"I could be way funnier with like, 143 characters to work with."
"A man asked Hitler "" Would you kill a jew for 8 pieces of gold? "" Hitler said : Nein."
"Fun fact about the Saxophone: I'm lonely"
"If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?"
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot"