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Joke of the Day
"I went to see a theatrical piece about puns last night it was a play on words"
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"Age 15: kids are stupid Age 25: kids are stupid Age 35: I love my kids but kids are stupid"
"My finger just touched a public toilet seat. I don't want to be all dramatic about it so I'll just say goodbye forever."
"What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major."
"I hope you brought the divorce papers... Cuz your legs are about to be separated."
"My Porkinson's disease is acting up. I keep crashing my X-Wing."
"""Can I see your ID?"" Sure, it's... *lowers sunglasses* *raises them* *lowers them again* ""What are you doing?"" I don't know."
"*walks up to girl working on her laptop in a cafe* So you into computers?"
"Bees Q; What kind of bees make milk? A; Boobies"
"Putin takes over entire world while everybody searches for the missing plane."