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Joke of the Day
"If schools were really serious about fundraisers, they'd sell drugs and alcohol."
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"What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent."
"My friend said he wanted to float at the top of the troposphere.... I said ""You can't be cirrus."""
"What do Kiwi nuclear engineers eat? Fusion chups."
"What do you call it when a pimp catches a roomful of hookers snorting coke? A punchline."
"i lost my weed in my room does anyone have a drug sniffer dog that can keep a secret"
"The most annoying thing about being a 1.6 meters male is that when I step on money I'm always short on cash."
"""Two can play at that game"" -guy who's confused about solitaire."
"I had an argument with a Mobius strip the other day. It was very one-sided."
"I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman But it's not worth sticking around for."