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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of trees? A communitree"

"Why is Superman's costume so tight? Because it only comes in size 'S'"

"What's the difference between a elephant and a banana?"

"Saw my ex... Please. She needs to die."

"I received a lighter as a gift from my gf and it broke after a single use. I told her that there was a spark missing in our relationship. Edit: Spelling. Any Improvements to this joke appreciated."

"What's blue and orange & sits at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands."

"My trademark fight move is to ask someone very nicely not to hit me or be mean to me."

"Rome wasn't built in a day. But part of it was."

"Sumo wrestlers have to make sure their legs are always shaven So people don't confuse them with feminists"

"Do you know there is a serial number printed on every condom? I guess you haven't rolled it down far enough."