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Joke of the Day
"The British Pound? You mean the British Ounce."
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"Security is going to be heightened at all showings of Star Wars.......... out of the fear of all apple geniuses and IT technicians being simultaneously taken out."
"Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons."
"There's nothing more disappointing for a woman than finding out a bearded guy in a flannel shirt is a hipster and not a lumberjack."
"Two types of people There are two types of people in this world: those that can extrapolate from incomplete data"
"Her: Oh, you brought me flowers! Me: Yes, one of the many benefits of living next door to a graveyard..."
"The Kodak Film company filed for bankruptcy.. More details to come as the story develops"
"Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence? For example : Mr.Walter is in a comma"
"Ask me if I'm a fire truck."
"*passive aggressively cuts your birthday cake asymmetrically*"