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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !"
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"Mental illness isn't a disease... ... It's all in the mind."
"RIP Boiling Water You will be mist"
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"Sorry I'm two hours late for work but I was trying to open a Toaster Strudel icing packet with wet hands."
"Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer."
"What do you call... What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff"
"Watch My lesbian friend gave me a Timex for my birthday. I don't think she understood me correctly when I said I wanna watch."
"It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one."
"if God exists it's probably a woman no man holds a grudge for this long"