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Joke of the Day

"I saw a guy jogging naked outside of my house I asked him why you doing this he said because you came home early"

"Yo mama so fat... That when she sat on a Nokia phone it broke"

"I'm not sure I understand What The Hell you're talking about....But.....you're showing cleavage, so I will listen."

"Someone asked who sang Johnny B Goode, and I said Marty McFly because I'm not an idiot and I know how time travel works."

"Old meaning of sorry. ""I won't do it again."" New meaning of sorry. ""Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful."""

"Fitness friend: Do you know what you're putting in your body? *flashes back to ex *shudders"

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walk into a bar... Bartender says, ""what'll it be Ted?"""

"Gotta admire the Nazi's ethics on medical research... ...since they advanced the field without hurting any animals."

"what idiot named it Mail Order Bride instead of Male Order Bride?"

"Do you know you can't hang a man with a wooden leg in Maine? You have to use a rope."