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Joke of the Day

"Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky."

"What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college? About thirty thousand dollars a year."

"How do people do backflips and shit, like I can't even flip my grilled burger without fucking it up."

"If Hodor was black Wouldn't his name be Hodeedoe?"

"Why was Han solo so suspicious after sticking his dick in Princess Leia for the first time? ...it was Luke warm."

"What do you call it when you flip a quarter and it lands on its edge. *coin*cidence"

"Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven."

"Do something nice for your ex today, take them out. One bullet should do the trick."

"I left Stephen Hawking like 8 voice mail messages before I realised he'd picked up every time."

"What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends? Their Chromies"