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Joke of the Day
"What's better than going to Westford Academy? Going to Westford high"
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"""All men are the same."" Said a chineese woman as she lost her husband in a crowd."
"If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country. If Hillary wins, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political joke, I just really wanna travel."
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"Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"We were making out on the couch and She's like ""Let's take this upstairs"" I'm like ""Ok you grab one side and I'll grab the other!"""
"Director: so, you'll be playing this regular guy... Johnny Depp: no thanks."
"There are no black swans, only African-American ones."
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"Kennedy put a man on the moon.... Obama put a man in the ladies room."