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Joke of the Day
"There are no black swans, only African-American ones."
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"If I have seizures brought on by soda... Do I have Pepsilepsy?"
"[Ring] ""Expert Namer Guy"" You the dude that named anteater? ""Yep"" I got a bug. Not moving. Has wings though. ""Mayfly"" *muffled* oh he's good"
"For my summer job, I worked at the zoo, circumsizing elephants The pay wasn't great, but the tips were enormous!"
"I got fired for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer at work. She got fired too."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter because he's not coming"
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero, they will just beat the room for being black."
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."
"Does the Five Second Rule apply to gravy?"
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS"