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Joke of the Day
"Kennedy put a man on the moon.... Obama put a man in the ladies room."
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"My next door neighbour just accused me of stealing clothes from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants"
"If we have learned anything from the Friday the 13th movies, it's that Jason mainly kills people having sex. Most of you should be good."
"Doctor, can you have a look at my penis... Doctor: I don't see anything wrong with it? I know it's magnificent isn't it?"
"What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common? Cellulite."
"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"
"There seems to be a direct correlation between how many rosaries you have hanging on your rearview and how shitty a driver you are."
"Justin Bieber's birth certificate... was an apology letter from the condom factory."
"What's better than roses around your piano? Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh."
"A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."