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Joke of the Day

"Just heard about the new sex tape with Paul McCartney's daughter and Matthew McConaughey... It's called Interstellar McCartney."

"[Emergency Room] MRS. PINATA: Will my husband make it, doc? DOCTOR *slurping on sucker*: We'll do what we can but he's lost a lot of candy"

"Honey, your skirt is so short that your STD is showing."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his cock."

"Pretty sure I know what my wife's getting me for my birthday cause when I guessed, ""A 3-way?"" she got all angry like I ruined the surprise."

"Have you heard about the dating site for radical jihadists? It's called ""Our Timer"""

"What is another name for a Jewish guest? A visitorah Sorry"

"Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny got arrested? He was charged with assault and battery."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!"

"What do you call a gay man's ball sack? Mud flaps."