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Joke of the Day

"[Emergency Room] MRS. PINATA: Will my husband make it, doc? DOCTOR *slurping on sucker*: We'll do what we can but he's lost a lot of candy"

"I'm filming a documentary on the serious subject of circumcision. It's called Robbin' Hood."

"What did the cliff say to the landslide? Chalk to you later."

"Report: Scientist walks in on climate changing, awkwardness ensues"

"Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed? Because he's always inbetween jobs."

"How much does a cockney spend on shampoo? Paan ten."

"Have you heard the me neither joke? Me neither."

"A cheetah stalking its prey would be jealous of the way I pounce on the Skip Ad button on YT once the 5 seconds are up."

"Mom: you failed your english test, didn't you? Me: who telled you?"

"What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God? Anoobis"