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Joke of the Day

"What is another name for a Jewish guest? A visitorah Sorry"

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"I lost my virginity to my priest... ... he told me to pray to St. Anthony"
"What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know."
"What did the brick say to the rock? Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you."
"any love for Trump reversal jokes? In Obama's America, you serve the president, in Trump's America the president serves you."
"I think my phone is mentally challenged... When I try to type 'with' it always replaces it with 28th."
"Here's a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it though."
"Why do Scots fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff? Because they push back harder."
"Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: He was hit by a bus"
"what do you get when you give chimp bluetooth? Chimp handsfree"