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Joke of the Day
"Why was the broom late? Because he overswept."
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"[In a chair] Leans back Leans back Leans ba... [Ambulance]"
"Ayy, lets get the denk jokes up in here. ONLY THE DANKEST OF THE DANK (this is my first post)"
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"*Pulls your panties to the side* *Tries to remember how I even ended up wearing your panties*"
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