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Joke of the Day

"At the water cooler, just ""accidentally"" splashed my pants to hide some pee. This Christmas, I'll give the office a chocolate fountain."

"I told my husband that instead of leaving his dirty dishes on the counter, he should leave them in 1952 so a nice housewife cleans them up."

"There is rumor of a new ""Amish Flu"" out of Pennsylvania... the symptoms are low grade fever, and you will get a little hoarse and Buggy."

"This sexist farmer called me a cow when I'm male. That's bull."

"sighs ""always the predator, never the prey..."""

"Ah, Breast Cancer Awareness Month. If you know you have boobs, go get checked. You too ladies."

"Three Mexicans walk in to a bar... You'd think Juan would've seen it."

"Why are my jokes strikingly similar to your sperm? They're killed almost instantly by assholes."

"All of these Ferguson jokes lately... What a riot!"

"What is the difference between your wife and your job? Your job still sucks."