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Joke of the Day
"What was Jesus favorite games? Hangman and lacrosse"
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"If you throw a banjo and accordian off a tall building, which one hits the ground first... Who cares?"
"Why didn't the peanut butter... Fuck the jelly? Because he was already in a jam"
"How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FORE!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agnes ! Agnes who ? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !"
"Did you hear about the blonde actress that stabbed her husband with a fork? Reese something... Reese Witherspoon? No with her fork!"
"What do you call a guy who's into beastiality? Someone who really gets his head into the game."
"*finally detangles ear buds *plane lands"
"In High School they used to call me Big Tim, but it wasn't because of my height, Ladies ;).... .....its because I was Morbidly Obese."
"My towel is now in two pieces, rip. Rip, your parents' condom XD"