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Joke of the Day
"What was Jesus favorite games? Hangman and lacrosse"
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"You know what my grandpa said to me right before he kicked the bucket? Hey Billy how far do you think I can kick this bucket"
"I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !"
"A dyslexic put a dinner roll on a chair before he sat down... It was a pad bun."
"Have you been injured in a car accident? call 555-bottom-feeders. We will do anything for money."
"Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 1 second but instead I'm going to run over it 100 times with the vacuum at different angles."
"what do you call a bunny in a kilt? a hopscotch"
"Got caught checking out another woman? Turn to your woman and say ""Did you see how ugly that girl's hair was?"""
"How do you make an egg roll? Push it."
"Do not judge a book by its cover, unless there's a Swastika on the cover"