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Joke of the Day
"How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday? By putting flowers on its grave."
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"A girl was taking an exam in class.... when she rose her hand and said ""This is making my hand sore. Can we do this orally?"""
"How is Disneyland like Viagra? An hour wait for a 30 second ride."
"What ""smart"" cars should say Instead of my car saying stupid things like "" your door is ajar "" , it should say helpful things like "" there's a cop hiding in the bushes """
"How many x does it take to change a lightbulb? f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype."
"What are poofists ? If you ask toilet attendant why he/she haven't made more of their life. you get punched into your face by poofists."
"I hate when people share opinions without being asked."
"If you want world peace, your army should be made up of massage therapists. I mean, who could fight while getting a relaxing massage?"
"I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away"
"A sodium atom undergoes a vigorous reaction with flourine... How do you feel?"" Asks the fluoride ion. ""Positively shell shocked"" the sodium ion replied."