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Joke of the Day
"Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate? Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities."
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"My friend stole my Atlas and won't give it back. Seriously it's the world to me."
"I think I could make a pretty decent living as one of those people in infomercials who have immense difficulty performing everyday tasks."
"A negative times a negative is a positive... So if they say, ""no"", twice, it ain't rape."
"Where do some popes get their vestments? Urban Outfitters"
"obama follow me on twitter"
"What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons? Kong-fu"
"When my robot left me for Africa I had to ask why. ""Why are you moving there?"" ""Because! Botswana! Duh"""
"Women age like fine wine... In my basement"
"My wife hasn't spoken to me since I fingered her twin by mistake during a drunken dance at a wedding. He's not happy about it either."