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Joke of the Day
"Women age like fine wine... In my basement"
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"I don't understand why so many people in the south have bad teeth when they try their best to keep everything else straight and white."
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"What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of ice cream? Definitely not Chocolate"
"A strong person stands up for himself. A stronger person stands up for himself while bench pressing another person standing up for himself."
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"I think my iPhone is broken. I clicked the home button but I'm still at work..."
"On a scale of 1 to fucked, how fucked is FIFA? FIFucked."
"I have my headphones on, but judging by the reactions, that was an audible fart."
"Whats your name? Whats the color of the sky?... Me: whats your name? You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky? You:blue Me:whats my name? Now put it all together."