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Joke of the Day
"I fucked this retarded chick last night I wanted my first time to be special"
Next Joke
"Two months ago my teacher asked me the name of the clothes indian women wear. Is it too late now to say ""sari""?"
"""I need you to tie my poop together."" ""What? You've gotta be kidding me!"" ""No, I shit, you knot."""
"Why was my other pillow jealous? Because I like to sleep around."
"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so, I might vote for it."
"What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? A private tutor (tooter) Heard it from a guy on the street selling newspapers in front of the art institute in chicago."
"I sometimes like to close my eyes and imagine a world with no poverty and also that my hand is a woman."
"I'm with you, Hungry Hungry Hippos. I don't find small plastic balls very filling, either. I can't believe this what you guys eat in Africa!"
"I crave feet in the sand, a gentle ocean breeze, the sun on my face, and two entirely new presidential candidates."
"I find my confidence always goes up after some basic carpentry... ...I'm pretty proud of myshelf"