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Joke of the Day
"I was buying fruits the other day... ...and somebody stole my bike but that's okay I avocado."
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"I have a confession to make... ""I want to get back with my ex""...LOL Just Kidding...""I'd rather sh!t in my hands and clap !"".."
"When police tell you to put your hands up and stop running you can still legally flee with a rapid series of cartwheels."
"Thesaurus Club First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club."
"dog who is interested in graphic design, lookig at the new pantone color of the year: i dont get it, everey year its just the same dam color"
"What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain."
"How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard."
"Pink Camouflage: for when you go pheasant hunting on the old cotton candy plantation."
"My dad asked what I want for my birthday, I said 'I wanna watch'... so he let me! Let's hear YOUR favorite one liners! Cred to Rodney Dangerfield for that one."
"5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions"