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Joke of the Day

"5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions"

"Relationship status: Negotiating with the dog to lease space in his flat."

"I have this theory that McDonald's hamburgers are actually made out of their employees. That's why they're always hiring."

"""What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco? A BAYYYYker"

"If only Lord Ram used Apple maps to reach Ayodhya, Beijing would have been celebrating Diwali today."

"Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school? Because he was SO-DIMM!"

"Walking around naked is a great motivator to get back to the gym"

"JOSH: Hey dad DAD: Oh my god is your name still Josh JOSH: Um yeah DAD: We're changing it JOSH: No please don- DAD: It's done ERIC: What the"

"GUY POSING FOR THE SCREAM PAINTING: Are you done? Let me see EDVARD MUNCH: You look great GUY: Let me see EDVARD MUNCH: No"

"Would you like to hear a joke about dried grapes? It's not that good, don't go raisin your expectations."