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Joke of the Day
"How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard."
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"How does an octopus go to war? Armed."
"Us New Yorkers try to stick to the four main food groups; pizza, pizza bagels, pizza pies, and cheesecake."
"Walking down the street today someone handed me a free air guitar... No strings attached..."
"Things presently more popular than Congress: - shingles - those annoying stickers they put on apples - tofurkey - bone fractures - road ham"
"What do you ask when an Indian comes up in a conversation? ""Dot or no dot"""
"""If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end, the person will die."" -- Neil deGrasse Tyson https://twitter.com/neiltyson"
"What did the vampire say to the werewolf after discovering its blood is inedible? ""Fangs for nothing!"""
"One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast."
"What did the mexican say when a development fell on him? yo get off me, homes!"