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Joke of the Day

"What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain."

"My girlfriends period is on my birthday. Why does she always have to be so anal about everything?"

"what do u call a mexican who lost hes car carlos LOL"

"Wha do you call when a whale gets circumcised? A huge disappointment. Edit: give me a T!"

"Good thing the flames... Didn't make it to the cup. They would be playing water polo, not ice hockey."

"Enrages me when I see guys using cute dogs to pick up chicks. It's like, why did I have kids."

"What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books."

"Dont be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone."

"What do rocket scientists say about a task that is relatively easy? It's no social skills!"

"How did the Scotsman find the sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."