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Joke of the Day
"Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines."
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"How many Redditors does it take to tell a joke? Two. One to think of it, and another to repost it a day later."
"I'm a great fan of Thomas Edison, Because of his quote that...!! . Tomorrow is my exam but I don't care Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future...!!!"
"I saw something really shady in my neighborhood the other day. An awning."
"Are you serious? It's hard to tell because of all the botox."
"My jokes are like cancer Only my dad gets it."
"GUY: How do you make a living? FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what?"
"A man goes to a costume party wearing only pants. The host asks what he is. The man says premature ejaculation... Because I came in my pants."
"[High School Reunion] Him: I started my own Law Firm last year Me: It took 2 months, but I convinced my wife Space Jam was a true story"
"[on a date with a teacher] Me: your eyes are beautiful Her: yours too Me:*leans in, whispers* can i kiss you Her: i don't know CAN YOU"