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Joke of the Day
"Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines."
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"Sure, as a white man I can't say the n word... But I can say things like, ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hey dad""."
"My boyfriend said it would be nice if once in a while he woke up to breakfast in bed... I put his bed in the kitchen..."
"Walk into a random building, go to a random floor, step into a random meeting, and take a donut. Best donut you'll ever eat."
"Why do Donald Trump's hands seem to act erratically and sometimes seem to stop where they are at the worst times? He suffers from low-handwidth..."
"Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number."
"If you see a dentist get shot and hes bleeding out, just casually mention how he needs to floss more so he doesnt bleed out like that"
"Me and the wife were having a row the other day when, all of a sudden, the strangest thing happened... Our canoe sank."
"What do you call a stolen tamole? A hot tamole"
"""Forgive me father, for I have pinned."""