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Joke of the Day

"What's a feminist's favorite rapper? Feminem"

"My career as a baseball catcher was cut short because I insisted on kissing the ball every time before I threw it back to the pitcher."

"If a faggot is a collection of sticks, what do you call a collection of faggots? One Direction."

"Knock knock Who's there? Doctor About time! You're already ten!"

"Why is Beyonce a Jew? Because she's a survivor."

"I once dated someone with really smelly feet, the smell used to bring tears to my eyes... It was like someone was chopping bunions."

"What do you call a sad suicidal bird? A Robin Williams."

"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam"

"How do you kill a snail? With an as-salt rifle!"

"Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says ""We don't serve Republicans here."" The Republicans say ""That's OK...We don't serve you either."