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Joke of the Day

"Sure, as a white man I can't say the n word... But I can say things like, ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hey dad""."

"Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little. ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer I replied, ""No, I always give 110%"""

"Describe yourself in three words. I am a rebel."

"We are making our own xmas crackers for the family gathering this year. Got any good jokes we can put in them? Jokes as in ""why did the chicken cross the road"" not as in ""live wasps""."

"*shitting pants, crying, missing my shoe* yoga instructor: you need to leave me: oh is this not child's pose?"

"An old lady at the ATM asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over."

"Three dyslexic girls walk into a bra... And if life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic yourself."

"Anyone know how to fix a guardian angel, I think mine is broken."

"[at Victoria's Secret] *folding panties on table* ""Sir, where are the fitting rooms?"" Oh, I don't work here. *continues folding panties*"

"Man who go to bed with itchy bum Wake up with smelly finger. Is fact."