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Joke of the Day

"Me and the wife were having a row the other day when, all of a sudden, the strangest thing happened... Our canoe sank."

"Here's another great Ellen Pao Joke [deleted]"

"How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one? The domesticated doesnt have balls"

"Why are blind people bad at programming? Because they can't C"

"I've seen enough episodes of ""Cops"" to know that you should avoid all people with blurry faces."

"She left me 'cause of my obsession with double negatives. Guess she ain't never coming back."

"A Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, Native American, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were part of a parade that celebrated racial equality."

"Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream? Someone threw a fridge at her."

"Hot Air Balloons are like Marijuana... The more you blaze it, the higher you become."

"Why was the paper man sent to jail? He was caught rustling."