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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stolen tamole? A hot tamole"
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"What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be? Beef Jerky."
"What is the difference between love and lust? Spiiting and swallowing."
"What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl? Sometimes I get the punchline :("
"How do you call a lesbian's pussy? The no man's land. (From me, but that's an easy one, so someone must have come up with it before. But as a frenchman, I'm pretty proud of it.)"
"Can everyone come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life."
"I heard they wanted to do an Asian version of Drive but there's already a movie called Crash."
"What is America worth? Nothing, it's a free country."
"2 blondes are checking a car ""Does the turn signal work?"" ""Yes! No. Yes! No. Yes!"""
"Dear Oral-B You forget the J"