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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number."

"Recently in my town there has been a lot of rain. A local church put this sign on the marquee: ""Tired of the rain?..."" ""... Come find the Son inside!"""

"I'm not a jealous person but seriously, if you star her tweets one more time I'm going to squeeze the balls of this vodoo doll so hard..."

"Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same? Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss"

"What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work? She drops him off at band practice."

"Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206."

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? [x-post from r/gratefuldead ] Because he was too far out man!"

"In 2058 the selfies became self aware and choose their own filters."

"What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas."

"I had sex with a can of Coke. The doctor told me that I had contracted... ...Genital Burpies."