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Joke of the Day

"Why do Donald Trump's hands seem to act erratically and sometimes seem to stop where they are at the worst times? He suffers from low-handwidth..."

"My wife is a liar! Last night I texted her and asked here where she was, she said with her sister Emma. I was with her sister Emma!!"

"Have you heard the one about the bed? No? That's 'cause it hasn't been made yet."

"How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make carrot sounds."

"Why are drums a fire hazard? Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss."

"Why did the coke dealer retire? He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses"

"Why did the stoneworker get fired? Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out."

"What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest? Stand up!"

"What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze? Cashew"

"I was talking to a radical feminist the other day. Haha no, could you imagine?"