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Joke of the Day

"Why are native South African Tribesman immune to lightning? 'cause you can't Shaka Zulu."

"Number joke as told by Yoda why 5 afraid of 7 was? because 6, 7 8"

"Dyslexia cost me my job in IT Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you."

"""I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!"" Brain: LOL Empty bottles: LOL Wine shop owner: LOL New bottle: LOL Bottle opener: LOL Liver: LOL Me: LOL"

"America's future That's the joke"

"I'm so fucking sick of you guys making Asian-lady stereotypes. Now shut up so I can get back to my nail salon."

"What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work? I'll catch you later!"

"What happened when the cow tried to milk itself? It was an udder catastrophe."

"Really, IKEA? No free WiFi? Or do I have to buy one and assemble it?"