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Joke of the Day
"Dyslexia cost me my job in IT Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files"
Next Joke
"Mother: What do you mean the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit."
"""I'm pregnant"" Are you kidding ""Technically yes"""
"What do you call immigrants in Sweden? Swede-ish"
"Just once I'd like to meet a person whose job is to make captchas so I can slap him in the face for making my life difficult."
"A crazed fan attacked Miley Cyrus at a recent concert. Damn, I would have LOVED to have seen the look on her gums."
"I came home the other day to find my girlfriend dipping twenty dollar billsin batter and frying them. I said, ""There you go again, frittering ourmoney away!"""
"Eighteen is too young to get married. You can't even buy alcohol. If you can't drink, how are you going to make your marriage work?"
"I'm going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I'm going to haunt grows everyday."
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue... ...Vodka costs less than dinner for two"