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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the cow tried to milk itself? It was an udder catastrophe."
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"What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish"
"There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe...call in sick tomorrow."
"if you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""in jesus name amen"""
"""This is your captain speaking"" ""AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."""
"What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom? Your parents would know! * My friend said this to me since I'm an only child *"
"What did the frog say to his girlfriend while she was giving him a handjob? Rubbit, Rubbit!"
"Chin up divorced people; lots of us smug married parents envy your 50/50 custody agreement."
"I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don't like to interrupt her."
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb."