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Joke of the Day
"Really, IKEA? No free WiFi? Or do I have to buy one and assemble it?"
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"Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice? A: He keeps having to eat his words."
"Your mother has the prettiest teeth I ever came across."
"A sales assistant advised me on the liquor to buy for the holiday season recently She was my spirit guide."
"I once dated an amputee. She single-handedly changed my life"
"[OC] [NSFW] I've practised for years... I've practised for years and years, and I can now finally ejaculate across the room. It's amazing how far I can come."
"Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !"
"Did r/jokes hear about the new Taco Bell Express yet? You give them 99c, and they throw a burrito in the toilet for you."
"What did the Pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey!"
"Knock,Knock joke Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."