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Joke of the Day

"With all this anti-drug propaganda going around, how do you know a D.A.R.E. representative is lying? His lips are moving."

"What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color? Reptile - disfunction"

"People need to stop acting like animals have the same emotions as humans... ...they hate it when we do that."

"9/10 dentists recommend good dental hygiene... The other dentist is from England."

"Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces? The pawn shop."

"What do spinach and butt sex have in common? If you were forced to have them as a kid, you probably won't like them as an adult."

"I just got a text from someone I don't know. They say they're sick and vomitting. Should I tell them that vomitting only has one T?"

"How did Steve get the clues? Blew the dog"

"A woman visits an astrologer Astrologer: Would you like me to tell you your husband's future? Woman: No you tell me his past, I'll decide his future."

"I don't know why they have flavored condoms It's not like my asshole has taste buds. My brother told me this, sorry if it's a repost."