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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste."
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"Word of the day - Obama. I opened a bottle of brandy and drank it Obama self."
"Just for once I wanna be able to explain after I say ""I can explain."""
"How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen? You get the feeling that you've Reddit before."
"I bet Seal is terrified of shark week."
"I've started a time travellers club The first meeting will be yesterday at 5pm"
"What is Kim Jong Un's favourite video game? Duke Nukem."
"What do you call a cannibal that only eats Marxists? . . . a proletarian."
"Breaking up with Japanese Girls. I hate to breakup with Japanese girls because you have to drop the bomb twice before they get it."
"Life hack: Never actually say the words 'Life hack' out loud."