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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste."
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"After buying toilet paper at Walgreens, the cashier said, ""you'll need your receipt."" I don't think I've ever been this scared in my life..."
"Hey you hear about that gay midget? Yeah, he came out of the cupbard."
"*Takes off clothes *Enters meeting room naked *Coworkers gasp in horror *Slowly backs out of room [whispers] ""you said debriefing"""
"The world has become so politically correct these days... ...that you can't say black paint anymore... You have to say ""Tyrone, please paint my fence."""
"Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, so who was left?"
"befor they had dog cops they tried cat cops but the cats kept meowing at the policemans durimg the stakeouts"
"I'm insensitive I don't get the sense of words."
"How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it"
"whats got two legs and bleeds..? Half a dog"