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Joke of the Day
"I play golf like I have sex I mostly hit 3's and 4's"
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"What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power? Gramma Rays"
"What do you call a banana you have a crush on A baenana"
"You've reached voicemail of [Jim], leave a message. ""Hi it's the library. The book 'How to Steal Library Books' is now 1 week over...UH OH"""
"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? He got the sack.."
"A man walks into a music store and asks the assistant ""I have really enjoyed Beethoven's Concerto. Have you got some of his earlier work, concertA to concertN?"""
"I married a kleptomaniac... She stole my heart."
"When is Independence Day 2 coming out? 9/11"
"I went for a job interview last Tuesday and was asked to describe myself in three words. ""Violent when disappointed,"" I replied. I hope to get the appointment letter on Monday."
"Did you hear about the leper whose wife died in a tragic car accident? He fell to pieces."