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Joke of the Day

"What did the Belgian Nazis call themselves? The Waffle S.S."

"The ""bishop"" came to our church today... He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally."

"What did one orphan say to the other orphan? Robin, get in the Batmobile."

"I will base my art on something deeply personalfrom my childhood *childhood was full of mass-market products* *everyone had same childhood*"

"What's black white and red all over Michael Jackson in a blender."

"Why did the bee get married? He found his honey!"

"There's one way that jared joker can be better than Heath's. Just put a smile on his face with he's own knife."

"If God didn't want us to jack off he would have... ...given us shorter arms"

"What do Wal mart and priests have in common? They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol"

"Irony walks into a bar the same time as a Coincidence. The bartender asks what they want? ""Not to be confused with each other."""