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Joke of the Day
"What did the Belgian Nazis call themselves? The Waffle S.S."
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"I told the bank teller that I was changing banks & wanted to open an account ""Great. What's the name of your former bank?"" I said, ""Piggy"""
"Elton John may be a very good pianist, But he sucks on the organ."
"Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate? Because they always give you a straight answer."
"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. .... Only a fraction of joke lovers will find this funny."
"A man walks into a bar He got his penis out and was promptly arrested for public indecency."
"What makes a ghost happy? An elevator. It lifts the spirits."
"Me: Do you have any mini-ipods in stock? Guy: what color? Me: Any color. Guy: We don't have any. You Sir, have achieved stupid greatness."
"Young man cashier: Ma'am, if you don't mind me saying, you have really beautiful eyes. What I heard: Ma'am"
"What airline allows you to pee in cruise? Wizz Air"