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Joke of the Day
"Never let the CIA install your government. Too much spyware."
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"Two fish in a tank.. The one fish looks at the other and says ''How do you drive this thing?''"
"whats the best thing about an ethiopian blowjob? they always swallow"
"What do Jews call a lone rabbit? A rabbi."
"People must really love this Jesus fellow... I'm just Mexican."
"What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !"
"During a job interview yestarday I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer, I simply replied ""No I always give 110%"""
"There was once man..... That was really strong. He also loved drinking punch. That was the reason he went to parties. His name? Juan. Juan Punch Man. Edit: he's Mexican"
"""What? Only 2% Milk? Then what's the other 98%!?"" [bull walking confidently out of the factory] Oh you don't wanna know"
"Women say magazines portray an unrealistic image of beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. Then they buy 12 inch dildos."